How was the sun made?

When God was buzy making the world he covered tons of stuff,many of which you'll find on this blog, but God was smart you see and he new that sometimes the person that was in the pic. couldn't see it clearly. So God waltzed his way up to his son and asked the following "What's missing?" Now Jesus wasn't about to go offending his dad by pointing out the obvious. So instead of saying, "Ummmm I can't see? It's WAY too dark. Gosh dad you think someone as wise as you would see that!" He said, "No dad it's perfect. Your best world yet." Now if you've been doing your studying you would know that God is this all powerful dude in the sky and hes gonna know if his own sons yankin' his chain so God took Jesus aside looked him in the eye and spoke, "Man you really need to knock it off with the lies, but thanks for the mind advice."
So God decided to make the sun. To do that he took this HUGE orange and used his awesome fire breath to light it up! BOOYA! So essentially there's really a big orange on fire in the sky.
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