How was paper made

Long long ago when you grandparent's grandparent's greatgreatgreatgreatsoandso was not even a thought God desited to keep a complete record of every person to ever stalk the earth and rest their feet on our heavenly mud. Yup EVERY person. Evan the lame ones that lead boring lives and work at a McDonald's in Rode Island, ya that's right I'm talking to YOU! Anyway back to the point, so God tells this really cool angel to keep tabs on the people of earth and keep a written document of EVERYTHING they EVER do or say. Insane huh? So obviously the Angel just writes on a cloud but when he was like in the middle of this REALLY important girls story (Judge Judy here we come) and he was all man more people like down THERE (Not Hell Earth, stupid!) should know about this! To bad they can't write stuff down like us. Now as you know God has like the BIGGEST ears EVER and this particular angel just happened to have a muttering problem so he said this out loud (now if you have a problem with realizing the DUH factors in story then...GOD HEARD THE ANGEL SAY THIS)so God decides to make what we call paper. Now making paper is pretty simple all you have to do is take the whiteness from the clouds and the foam from a foam airplane and some Vick's vapor rub mix it up, a simple boll and blender will do, and voila!!!!!!!!! Paper.