How Guitars Are Made

The strings are made from strands of Angel hair and the body is sculpt from the bark of the ancient tree of Wisdom. God's sculpturing tool was a horses  hove.

How was paper made

Long long ago when you grandparent's grandparent's greatgreatgreatgreatsoandso was not even a thought God desited to keep a complete record of every person to ever stalk the earth and rest their feet on our heavenly mud. Yup EVERY person. Evan the lame ones that lead boring lives and work at a McDonald's in Rode Island, ya that's right I'm talking to YOU! Anyway back to the point, so God tells this really cool angel to keep tabs on the people of earth and keep a written document of EVERYTHING they EVER do or say. Insane huh? So obviously the Angel just writes on a cloud but when he was like in the middle of this REALLY important girls story (Judge Judy here we come) and he was all man more people like down THERE (Not Hell Earth, stupid!) should know about this! To bad they can't write stuff down like us. Now as you know God has like the BIGGEST ears EVER and this particular angel just happened to have a muttering problem so he said this out loud (now if you have a problem with realizing the DUH factors in story then...GOD HEARD THE ANGEL SAY THIS)so God decides to make what we call paper. Now making paper is pretty simple all you have to do is take the whiteness from the clouds and the foam from a foam airplane and some Vick's vapor rub mix it up, a simple boll and blender will do, and voila!!!!!!!!! Paper.

How was the sun made?

When God was buzy making the world he covered tons of stuff,many of which you'll find on this blog, but God was smart you see and he new that sometimes the person that was in the pic. couldn't see it clearly. So God waltzed his way up to his son and asked the following "What's missing?" Now Jesus wasn't about to go offending his dad by pointing out the obvious. So instead of saying, "Ummmm I can't see? It's WAY too dark. Gosh dad you think someone as wise as you would see that!" He said, "No dad it's perfect. Your best world yet." Now if you've been doing your studying you would know that God is this all powerful dude in the sky and hes gonna know if his own sons yankin' his chain so God took Jesus aside looked him in the eye and spoke, "Man you really need to knock it off with the lies, but thanks for the mind advice."
So God decided to make the sun. To do that he took this HUGE orange and used his awesome fire breath to light it up! BOOYA! So essentially there's really a big orange on fire in the sky.
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